Sung to the tune of Spice Girls "Wannabe"

**with help from Laurentine Bertoli. Enjoy your cookie**

With Apologies to The Spice Girls

Yo, I'll tell you what I wanna smoke, what I really really wanna smoke,

So tell me what you wanna smoke, what you really really wanna smoke,

(X2)

I wanna blaze, I wanna cough, I wanna spark it up, I wanna, I wanna really

really really wanna get fucked up.

If you can see the future then get me a pound,

If you wanna blaze with me, better make it kind,

Now don't go wasting my precious bud,

Twist that blunt together and we can get high

Yo I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,

So tell me what you want, what you really really want,

I wanna smoke, I wanna toke, I wanna choke, I wanna, I wanna really

really really wanna get fucked up

If you wanna be my Grower, you gotta get with my strains,

Smoking Bud forever, a good time never ends,

If you wanna be my Grower, you have got to give,

Growing bud isn't easy, but that's the way it is.

What do you think about that now you know how I feel,

Say you can grow my seeds are you for real?

I won't be hasty, I'll give you a try

If you get spiders mites then I'll say goodbye.

Yo I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,

So tell me what you want, what you really really want,

I wanna smoke, I wanna toke, I wanna choke, I wanna, I wanna really

really really wanna get fucked up.

If you wanna be my Grower, you gotta get with my strains,

Smoking Bud forever, a good time never ends,

If you wanna be my Grower, you have got to give,

Growing bud isn't easy, but that's the way it is.

So here's a story W-E-E-D, you wanna get with me

you gotta test positive for THC,

We got Em in the place who blows the smoke in your face,

we got Northern Lights so pass it on

Easy V's buds don't come free, she's a real lady,

and as for me..HIGH, you see?

Slam the Grinder down and twist it all around

Dump the bud out and twist it all around.

If you wanna be my Grower, you gotta get with my strains,

Smoking Bud forever, a good time never ends,

If you wanna be my Grower, you have got to give,

Growing bud isn't easy, but that's the way it is.

If you wanna be my Grower, you gotta, you gotta, you

gotta, you gotta slam that spliff! Toke that spliff!

Slam the Grinder down and twist it all around

Dump the bud out and twist it all around.

Spark the blunt up, and pass it all around.

Inhale it all down zigazig ah COUGH! COUGH!

If you wanna be my Grower!