Sung to the tune of The Rolling Stones "Satisfaction"

With Apologies to The Rolling Stones

I can't get no MAR-I-JUANA

I can't get no MAR-I-JUANA

And I try and I try and I try and I try

I can't get High, I can't get high

When I'm toking my bong

and 'The Man" comes on the radio

He's lying more and more

about some useless misinformation

How Marijuana fries my imagination

I can't get high. Oh no, no, no

High, High, High, that all I want

I can't get no MAR-I-JUANA

I can't get no MAR-I-JUANA

And I try and I try and I try and I try

I can't get High, I can't get High

When I'm watchin' my T.V.

And "The Man" comes on to tell me

How green my buds can be

But he can't be The Man 'cause he smokes

The same strains as me

When I can get some, oh no, no, no

High, high, high, that's all I want

I can't get no MAR-I-JUANA

I can't get no MAR-I-JUANA

And I try and I try and I try and I try

I can't get High, I can't get high

When I'm flyin' round the world

And I'm doin' this and I'm doin' that

And I'm tryin' to score off some girl

Who tells me I gotta come back later next week

'Cause you see I'm on a pot losing streak

I can't get High, oh no, no, no

High, high, high, that's all I want

I can't get HIGH! I can't get HIGH!

I can't get no MAR-I-JUANA

No Marijuna, no Cannabis, no sativa, no indica