Sung to the tune of The Monkees "The Last Train to Clarksville"

**By Leon Jackson**

With apologies to The Monkees

Take the last train to Sparksville,

And we can blaze at the station.

You can be here by four twenty,

'Cause I've made our reservation.

So don't be slow, oh, no, no, no!

Oh, no' no, no!

Cause I'm baking in the morning

And I must smoke strains

We'll have one more spliff together

'Til the morning brings my train.

And I must go, oh, no, no, no!

Oh, no, no, no!

And I don't know if I've ever smoked home grown.

Take the last train to Sparksville.

And we'll roll right by the station

yes I mean that both ways

Mary's my inspiration

Oh... Oh, no, no, no!

Oh, no, no, no!

Take the last train to Sparksville,

Now I must hang up the cell

I can't hear you over this

bong, it's loud as hell

I'm feelin' So. Oh, no, no, no!

Oh, no, no, no!

And I don't know if I've smoked home grown.

Take the last train to Sparksville,

And we can blaze at the station.

You can be here by four twenty,

'Cause I've made our reservation.

So don't be slow, oh, no, no, no!

Oh, no' no, no!

And I don't know if I've ever smoked home grown.

Take the last train to Sparksville,

Take the last train to Sparksville,